Does God exist?

[Chorlton]

The claim that God actually exists is one that has existed for many millenia?
If the majority of peoples and the Church state he/she does then they have legal responsibility. Indeed

I support Billy Connoly's thesis in 'The man that sued god' in that if God Exists then the Church is its legal representative on earth and should pay out for all accidents and events attributed to 'Acts of God'
If one can be sued in the UK for Blasphemy then those charges alone should solidify the idea that God does indeed exist and should be legally and financially responsible for all 'Acts of God' or actions of its representatives..The Church

[gunter]

Found this partial transcript of a little known boxing match that took place in Birmingham earlier this year.

"God is circling. He seems to sense the kill."
"And a furious combination! Left to the belly, right to the head. uppercut below the belt! And Chorlton is down!"
"Looks like the bloke is finished, Vern"
"I never underestimate his heart, Earl. He's struggling to his feet!"
"...7! 8! 9!"
"Chorlton is back on his feet. Seems a little dazed by that furious attack. Can he hold on till the bell?"
"DING DING DING!!!!!"
"Chorlton staggers back to his corner as God gloats and sneers. It almost seems like God is baiting him, Earl!"
"Helluva bout, Vern."

The transcript was truncated at that point, unfortunately. Rumor has it that that Sister Edwina may have the rest of it tucked in her brazier but no-one has yet had the courage to look. If it turns up I'll share it here. Stay tooned!

[Chorlton]

I'll sue dammit !


[Mod Edit: removed quote of entire previous post]

[gunter]

Just remember about the Jewish lawyer.

[Chorlton]

Just remember about the Jewish lawyer.

I'll sue him too for using more air than us gentiles !

[gunter]

Air is just another commodity. Ray, like the good Republican that he is, is looking into a way to meter the crap.

[You Can Call Me Ray]

Air is just another commodity. Ray, like the good Republican that he is, is looking into a way to meter the crap.

While you destroy it with you filthy nicotine habit...yes, I know. We shall get you, and your little dog too!
Ray

[gunter]

hahaha jesus. i better pay my air bill!

[Rintendo]

Yes, God exists. Next question.

[gunter]

Mind if I ask how you know that? (That's the obvious 'next question,' no?)

[Rintendo]

I've met it before.

[gunter]

Oh well... in that case. Can't argue with a fact like that!

[Rintendo]

I have connected with the Divine in irrefutable ways to my intellect. I am the proverbial doubting Thomas. Let's just say I've put my finger in the holes and now believe.

[Chorlton]

Let's just say I've put my finger in the holes and now believe.

Well I did that at 14 ! but I think this discussion should be on Sexuality Uncovered !

[gunter]

I have connected with the Divine in irrefutable ways...

When someone comes here and asserts the truth by pronouncing the 'fingers in the holes' principle I think that's the same as pronouncing the discussion closed! Mista Chorlton's 'Does God Exist' thread is hereby pronounced dead on arrival. At least that's what today I are mostly reading. hahahaha