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ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby the|exx » Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:32 pm

Just when you thought he could stoop no lower... then again... maybe you did :?

ET Contact Tool - By CSETI

The ET Contact Tool is a self-contained course on making contact with ET beings authored by Steven M. Greer, M.D., which includes working scientific instruments for detecting anomalous activity.

Dr. Greer is the director of CSETI (The Center for the Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence). He is widely regarded as the most credible and influential figure on the subject of ET contact. He has briefed astronauts, a sitting CIA director, and military and government officials in the US and around the world.
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http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/et-contact-tool/id416040248#


So there you have it! The most credible and influential figure on the subject of ET contact! I see he's still trying to get mileage out of the whole Woolsey fiasco too. The man has no shame... though to be fair, his income is dependant upon that very thing.

WOW!
Features:
  • Official training materials authored by Steven M. Greer, M.D.
  • Well-organized instructional manual with over two hours of audio tutorials and guided meditations by Dr. Greer.
  • Working scientific instruments including a magnetometer and compass for detecting anomalous activity.
  • Includes Images, sounds, and written descriptions of prior contact events.
  • All materials are self-contained within the app- no web connection is required.

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Guided Meditations? One could be forgiven for thinking that may translate as brainwashing stupid people into believing that the vaguely described 'Scientific Instruments' actually work as advertised.

This App is NO different to the bogus Ghost Radars that pretend to use the iPhones magnetometer in some meaningful way. LOL! Who would have ever thought that talking to ET could be so easy!

Sign me up Dr Greer!
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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby RICH-ENGLAND » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:50 pm

two words.

OH DEAR......

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby Luck » Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:46 am

Thanks for posting this one. Can't...stop...laughing....

I can't say which is worse, that this app exists or that he wants you to pay $6.99 for it...
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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby cripmeister » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:28 am

FYI the iPhone 3GS/4 have a built in magnetometer so that part is not a scam. If it can be used to detect aliens/alien ships is questionable though - to say the least :mrgreen:
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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby Buckwild » Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:02 am

What a smart guy, my math teacher used to tell us : "kids, if you wanna be rich, become a cult guru"

Now, talking about the magnetometer, this gadget (and other similar apps) only work with the iPhone 3GS by supposely measuring the interference created by a ferromagnetic metal (like ufos or ghost & paranormal activity :mrgreen: ). But it is not a magnetometer. It can't be. Why ?

Because magnetic interferences would render the iPhone capabilities useless ! :arrow: (by dropping signal strengh) Since real magnetometers use magnets, forget it.

Iphone compass app uses RF* (ULF to be exact) paired with its accelerometer to calculate it's orientation and direction, this tool works fine, I used it on a different app called StarMapPro and it's very accurate. One of the options is to show information about stars and constellations simply by pointing your iP towards the sky.

* : Apple has built a station (called Dharma) up in the North pole to transmit the signal

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby chrLz » Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:15 am

Does it include a moth detector?
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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby RICH-ENGLAND » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:17 am

chrLz wrote:Does it include a moth detector?


hahahaha. well the phone obviously has no bs detector as it wouldn't let a greer program anywhere near it if it did!.

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby Why Not? » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:52 am

I'm sorry, Team.....

I did have a look for those naked bodybuilding pic's Greer posted of himself on-line.

I found mention of it in some bodybuilding forums, but it appears he's removed them.

So, I'm sorry.....I did my best.....

I know you really wanted to see him naked.

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby cripmeister » Sat Feb 12, 2011 3:02 pm

I stand corrected, it's a digital compass not a "real" magnetometer. It isn't affected by kitchen magnets (I tried, true north and magnetic north) so I can't see how it would be useful out in the field :?:

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby the|exx » Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:50 am

RICH-ENGLAND wrote:
chrLz wrote:Does it include a moth detector?


hahahaha. well the phone obviously has no bs detector


Perhaps we should download the iPhone Dev Kit and build one. We just need to find out the GPS co-ordinates of the CSETI home base.

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Postby elevenaugust » Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:23 pm

Iphone have also some other funny stuff.....

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby Luck » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:43 am

RICH-ENGLAND wrote:
chrLz wrote:Does it include a moth detector?


hahahaha. well the phone obviously has no bs detector



Ya know, I was just thinking yesterday that a woo-woo detector might be far more useful. #-o

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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby astrophotographer » Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:50 am

cripmeister wrote:I stand corrected, it's a digital compass not a "real" magnetometer. It isn't affected by kitchen magnets (I tried, true north and magnetic north) so I can't see how it would be useful out in the field :?:

:mrgreen:


As best I can tell, it is a real compass. I am not sure about the ULF story and Dharma station nonsense. Is that a joke because there is no land mass at the north pole? However, is it your observations that the compass is unaffected by kitchen magnets? I don't own an I-phone so I have no idea. If it can not detect a refrigerator magnet, I don't see how it will detect a UFO.
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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby Buckwild » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:44 am

astrophotographer wrote:
cripmeister wrote:I stand corrected, it's a digital compass not a "real" magnetometer. It isn't affected by kitchen magnets (I tried, true north and magnetic north) so I can't see how it would be useful out in the field :?:

:mrgreen:


As best I can tell, it is a real compass. I am not sure about the ULF story and Dharma station nonsense. Is that a joke because there is no land mass at the north pole? However, is it your observations that the compass is unaffected by kitchen magnets? I don't own an I-phone so I have no idea. If it can not detect a refrigerator magnet, I don't see how it will detect a UFO.


Hi there,

You got me wonder.

It was a joke ! #-o I did some research and found the source of the false information :
http://www.slideshare.net/saldb/how-iph ... ks-1639451

Since it was supposedly presented by some scientist, people (including me) thought the information was legit and some blogs/forums where I've read about it, relayed this false info.


Also new to the iPhone 3G is an azimuth sensor from AKM Semiconductor, which was also first identified by AppleInsider in May as the AK8973, a 16-pin leadless IC package measuring 4mm square and 0.7mm thick. When paired with STMicroelectronics’ accelerometer, which is a 3-axis device like the AK8973, the parts facilitate the iPhone's new digital compass feature. More specifically, the STMicroelectronics part allows the 3G S to determine device orientation or inclination, while the AKM sensor detects device movement relative to magnetic north, supporting the 3G S’s capability to reorient a map displayed on the screen to correspond with the direction the user is facin

Source : http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09 ... t_179.html


I double checked with the datasheet and this information is correct :
http://www.alldatasheet.com/datasheet-p ... K8973.html


Shame on me ! :cry:


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Re: ET Can Now Officially Phone Home. Thankyou Mr Greer!

Postby nablator » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:39 pm

Buckwild wrote:* : Apple has built a station (called Dharma) up in the North pole to transmit the signal

http://www.flickr.com/photos/9478412@N02/3310716317/
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