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Women, bloody women!

Postby Chorlton » Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:09 pm

Over the last few days, Ive been sitting outside in the sunshine, slowly sanding and revarnishing me Moggy dashboard, accompanied by a beer or 3.

This morning I put a last coat of varnish on and, as the sun was shining decided to put it onto the roof of the car to dry out (as my cat has a habit of walking on everything).

around 2 PM she says "going to pop out to the shop, be back in a mo" and I waved her good bye, then..as I heard the car starT up, I remember the dashboard on the roof, but I can hardly move to tell her to stop and by the time I get round the house to the drive shes gone. 2 minutes later shes back.........3 pieces of my lovely walnut dashboard in her hands where there should be one...........


AAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
I have become that which I always despised and feared........Old !

My greatest wish, would be to own my own scrapyard.
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