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Does God exist?

Postby Chorlton » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:36 am

The claim that God actually exists is one that has existed for many millenia?
If the majority of peoples and the Church state he/she does then they have legal responsibility. Indeed

I support Billy Connoly's thesis in 'The man that sued god' in that if God Exists then the Church is its legal representative on earth and should pay out for all accidents and events attributed to 'Acts of God'
If one can be sued in the UK for Blasphemy then those charges alone should solidify the idea that God does indeed exist and should be legally and financially responsible for all 'Acts of God' or actions of its representatives..The Church
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:27 pm

Found this partial transcript of a little known boxing match that took place in Birmingham earlier this year.

"God is circling. He seems to sense the kill."
"And a furious combination! Left to the belly, right to the head. uppercut below the belt! And Chorlton is down!"
"Looks like the bloke is finished, Vern"
"I never underestimate his heart, Earl. He's struggling to his feet!"
"...7! 8! 9!"
"Chorlton is back on his feet. Seems a little dazed by that furious attack. Can he hold on till the bell?"
"DING DING DING!!!!!"
"Chorlton staggers back to his corner as God gloats and sneers. It almost seems like God is baiting him, Earl!"
"Helluva bout, Vern."

The transcript was truncated at that point, unfortunately. Rumor has it that that Sister Edwina may have the rest of it tucked in her brazier but no-one has yet had the courage to look. If it turns up I'll share it here. Stay tooned!
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Chorlton » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:01 pm

I'll sue dammit !


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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:25 pm

Just remember about the Jewish lawyer.
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Chorlton » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:15 pm

gunter wrote:Just remember about the Jewish lawyer.

I'll sue him too for using more air than us gentiles !
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:25 pm

Air is just another commodity. Ray, like the good Republican that he is, is looking into a way to meter the crap.
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby You Can Call Me Ray » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:32 pm

gunter wrote:Air is just another commodity. Ray, like the good Republican that he is, is looking into a way to meter the crap.


While you destroy it with you filthy nicotine habit...yes, I know. We shall get you, and your little dog too! :lol:
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:37 pm

hahaha jesus. i better pay my air bill!
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Rintendo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:15 pm

Yes, God exists. Next question.
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:33 pm

Mind if I ask how you know that? (That's the obvious 'next question,' no?)
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Rintendo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:41 pm

I've met it before.
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:45 pm

Oh well... in that case. Can't argue with a fact like that!
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Rintendo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:49 pm

I have connected with the Divine in irrefutable ways to my intellect. I am the proverbial doubting Thomas. Let's just say I've put my finger in the holes and now believe.
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby Chorlton » Sat May 01, 2010 10:12 am

Rintendo wrote: Let's just say I've put my finger in the holes and now believe.


Well I did that at 14 ! but I think this discussion should be on Sexuality Uncovered !
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Re: Does God exist?

Postby gunter » Sat May 01, 2010 2:08 pm

I have connected with the Divine in irrefutable ways...
When someone comes here and asserts the truth by pronouncing the 'fingers in the holes' principle I think that's the same as pronouncing the discussion closed! Mista Chorlton's 'Does God Exist' thread is hereby pronounced dead on arrival. At least that's what today I are mostly reading. hahahaha
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